Anekdot (nivel 2)

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Ofisialem cheken segun lidepla-1.3.

30 anekdot bay L.A.Hill (tradukta fon inglish)

piktura bay Anna Veltfort

Contents [hide]

1 Gwo-yusen klaida

2 Klimatul

3 Ambi-sexu-ney klaida

4 Intele boy

5 Pruva de identitaa

6 Hao boy

7 Akwa-pleisa

8 Hao memoria

9 Futbolista to studenta

10 Gun-vakasion

11 Lazalok

12 Danjaful morba

13 Hao kapitan

14 Latif chorer

15 Intele chorer

16 Posh-mani

17 Okula

18 Osobe samula-klef

19 Fenkas

20 Hao mursha

21 Previdishil mata

22 Kwaytaa de elektritaa

23 En-kona

24 Doga de duzashwoer

25 Leker to musiker

26 Honeste distribusa

27 Dansi-talimer

28 Buhao musafer

29 Kama-tayaring

30 Examen

Gwo-yusen klaida

Jim zin dukan do jaopay kel shwo: "Gwo-yusen klaida: nu kupi e vendi" al porti un lao panta in handa. Ta kwesti dukan-masta:

"Kwanto yu wud dai pur se?"

Man kan toy panta, poy shwo karkem: "Dwa dolar."

"Ver ku?" Jim shwo. "Me suposi-te ke it val amini pet."

"Non", man shwo, "it bu val ni un peni pyu kem dwa dolar."

"Ob yu es serte?" Jim kwesti.

"Ga serte", man shwo.

"Hao", Jim shwo al tiri dwa dolar aus posh, "walaa mani. Sey panta pendi-te ausen yur dukan, kun prais-label kel shwo $6.50. Sembli-te a me ke es tro, also me yao-te mah swa serte om kwanto it val pa veritaa."

Poy ta chu dukan kun panta e desapari bifoo ke astoni-ney vender pai inventi koysa fo shwo.

Klimatul

Madam Grin es direktor de un gran firma, e oftem treba ke ela fai mita kun otre bisnes-jenta in mitishamba de firma-dom. Ela ga bu fumi, bat muchos de otre jenta fumi, also shamba-aira oftem sembli dashat-ney a ela.

Undey afte un ora de mita elay gorla e okos tungi e ela kafkafi gro. Also ela telefoni a un gran klimatul-firma e pregi ke oni evalu kwanto it wud kosti, tu kipi aira sempre pure in mitishamba de firma-dom.

Afte kelke dey klimatul-firma sendi dwa evalusa, dabe madam Grin selekti. Un evalusa es $5000 pur instali klimatul e otre-la es $5 pur jaopay-ki kel shwo "Bye fumi".

Ambi-sexu-ney klaida

Mucho boy e gela in westa-ney landas porti klaida do same sorta, e mucho la hev longe har, also oftem es mushkile tu samaji ob es boy o gela.

Undey un lao man go promeni in parka in Washington. Ta fatigi, en-sidi on bencha. Un yunga zai stan pa otre taraf de chitan.

"Oo, may boh!" lao man shwo a jen kel zai sidi pa same bencha. "Yu vidi sey yunga do chaure panta e longe har, bu ver? Ob es boy o gela?"

"Es gela", bencha-visin shwo. "Es may docha."

"Oo!" lao man shwo kway. "Pardoni ba me plis. Me bu jan-te ke yu es elay mata."

"Me bu es elay mata", otre jen shwo. "Me es elay patra."

Intele boy

Un yunge boy plei kun bol pa gata. Ta ek-kiki it tro fortem, e it rupti winda de un dom e lwo inu. Un gina go-lai a winda kun sey bol e krai-shatami an boy tanto gro ke ta lopi wek. Yedoh ta haishi yao pai bol bak.

Afte kelke minuta ta returni e tuki an dwar de dom. Afte ke gina jawabi, ta shwo: "May patra sal lai fo repari yur winda ga sun."

Afte yoshi kelke minuta un man lai a dwar kun tul-bavul-ki, also gina lasi boy pren suy bol.

Afte ke man fini repari winda, ta shwo a gina: "Se ve kosti a yu exaktem shi dolar."

"Bat ob yu bu es patra de toy boy?" gina kwesti al aspekti astoni-ney.

"Non", ta jawabi aspekti-yen samem astoni-ney. "Ob yu bu es ta-ney mata?"

Pruva de identitaa

Sinior e madam Skott shanji habita a un syao urba, e ofni akaunta in lokale banka fo ambi ley nam. Bat sinior Skott es bisnesjen, ta sempre mangi wen banka es ofnen, also ta-ney molya hi pinchanem go adar wen li nidi mani.

Yedoh undey sinior Skott hev vakasion e go a banka pa selfa. Bat bankayuan bu koni ta e bu yao dai mani a ta til en-sta serte ke ta es verem sinior Skott. Ela shwo latifem:

"Me koni madam Skott, bat me haishi bu koni yu. Ob yu mog diki a me koysa fo pruvi ke yu es sinior Skott?"

Sinior Skott kan inu swa-ney manidan e findi dar kelke foto de molya. Ta diki li a bankayuan, ela en-sta santush e dai mani a ta.

Hao boy

Jonni hev nin yar, e ta es muy buhao boy, bat ta-ney mata sempre nadi ke ta ve suluki pyu hao. Undey, afte ke ta lai fon skola, Jonni-ney talimer telefoni a ta-ney mata, shwo:

"Madam Petkins, ob yu jan ke Jonni he salvi un boy kel he lwo inu riva wen nu promeni sedey pa sabah?"

Madam Petkins joi gro al audi se. Ela dumi: "Jonni zai bikam hao boy."

Poy ela turni a son, shwo:

"Es yur talimer. Way yu bu shwo-te a me ke yu bin tanto kuraje boy e salvi un de yur amigas, wen ta lwo inu riva sedey pa sabah?"

Bat Jonni bu aspekti joi-she al audi se. Ta-ney fas fa-gro-rude, ta shwo:

"Wel, me majbur-te tiri ta aus, bikos me hi pushi-te ta inu."

Akwa-pleisa

Un syao boy habiti bu tro dalem fon skola, also kada dey ta pedi a skola e fon skola bak. Al dao ta go pas un plei-maidan kel pinchanem fa-gro-mokre wen pluvi. Undey boy lai a dom al sta ga mokre. Ta-ney mata iri, shwo: "Bye plei in akwa al yur dao fon skola."

Pa sekwe dey ta lai a dom snova ga mokre, e ta-ney mata iri yoshi pyu.

"Si yu snova lai mokre," ela shwo, "me ve shwo a yur patra, e ta ve puni yu."

Pa sekwe dey boy sta suhe wen ta lai a dom fon skola.

"Yu bin hao boy sedey," ta-ney mata shwo. "Yu bu plei-te in akwa."

"Bu plei-te," ta tristem jawabi. "Wen me lai adar sedey, ye tanto mucho pyu-yash-ney boy in akwa, ke fo me plasa ga yok."

Hao memoria

Sinior Jons shanji habita a otre urba, e sun ta nidi nove leker, also ta go visiti un-la.

Ta en-sidi in weitishamba e kan sirkum. Pa mur ye leker-ney diploma. Turan sinior Jons en-remembi ke in ta-ney klas pa skola ye-te boy do same nam, e ke ta bikam-te leker!

Ta zin leker-shamba al remembi-dumi om yunge jamile studenta, e fa-triste al vidi ke sey man aspekti ga lao, grave e grey. Yedoh ta shwo a ta:

"Hao sabah, doktor. Ob yu gwo go a Midlton-ney skola?"

Doktor jawabi: "Ya".

"Ob yu bin dar fon 1942 til 1946?" sinior Jons kwesti.

"Ya", doktor jawabi. "Komo yu jan?"

Sinior Jons ridi, shwo: "Yu bin in may klas!"

"Ver ku?" doktor shwo al kan ta atentem fo kelke taim. "Kwel fah yu talimi-te?"

Futbolista to studenta

Un kolej hev muy hao futbol-tim, e it-ney zuy hao plei-sha es studenta kel sempre hev problema pa studa.

Pa un yar dekan de kolej shwo ke sey plei-sha ve majbur kwiti guan por he juli pa examen. Futbol-treiner tuy lai a dekan fo trai shwofu ta tu mah-resti toy studenta. Dekan diki a ta den dwa examen-ney jawaba-papir.

"Sey-la es papir de Susan. Ela es zuy hao studenta in klas", ta shwo. "E sey-la es de yur futbol-plei-sha. Li es exaktem egale. Futbol-plei-sha sidi-te pa visin-ney tabla e sim kopi-te olo fon ela."

"Bat mogbi ela hi kopi-te olo fon lu", treiner shwo. "Yu bu mog pruvi lo kontre."

"Kan ba", dekan shwo. "Susan bu jan-te jawaba a sey kwesta, also ela skribi, 'Me bu jan'. E yur futbol-plei-sha skribi: 'Me toshi'."

Gun-vakasion

Sinior Yang posesi prope bisnes e gun gro. Ta-ney molya fobi ke ta ve en-morbi si ta kontinu gun tak, also ela oftem trai shwofu ta tu fai vakasion. Pa fin ela suksesi, bat ela fobi ke ta bu ve mog jui vakasion fulem, also bifoo ke li departi, madam Yang go visiti mursha-ney sekretar. Ela shwo a ela:

"May mursha gro-nidi vakasion, also, kwo unkwe eventi, bi karim bye disturbi ta ni bay telegrama ni bay leta duran ke nu es wek. Sim weiti til ke nu lai bak."

Afte ke sinior e madam Yang es wek duran sirke un wik, sinior Yang resivi un leta fon swa-ney sekretar. It shwo:

"Koysa dashat-ney he eventi an yur bisnes, bat me bu sal disturbi yu nau al ke yu zai jui yur vakasion."

Lazalok

Un syao urba hev urba-lazalok wo jenta mog lyu swa-ney laza. Mucho jen oftem pon laza inu auto-ney bagajadan e bringi it a lazalok dabe mah it wek, inplas weiti til ke oni jami-pren it fon ley dom o ofis.

Undey pa aksham poseser de un urba-shop pon laza inu swa-ney furgon e raki-go a lazalok. Tuy afte ke ta lyu swa-ney laza dar, un yunge man raki-lai in muy lao mucho-yusen (kaput-ney) auto. Yunga turni auto bak, bakmuvi it nich kolina versu laza monton e delodi swa-ney laza.

Al ke ta zwo se, auto-motor fa-of. Kelke ves ta trai mah it snova on, bat bu suksesi. Pa fin ta shwo a furgon-dukter:

"Bi karim, pushi ba may auto."

"A kwel direksion?" man kwesti.

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